Dead Girl DictionarY
LENORE
(le*nor) n. Cute little dead girl. Main character in the Lenore comic. Once she was alive,
but got sicky and took a long nap [died], waking up [after being embalmed of course] and
telling the doctor chap she was "just sleepin". Plays with squishy adorable animals [and
fairy gnomes] a little too hard and has homicidal boo-boos with people [some of these are
accidently on purpose....ex. see Mr. Gosh]. Has a wide variety of felines [living and dead],
a stuffed neighbor named Taxidermy and a vampy doll named Ragamuffin.
TAXIDERMY
(taxi*der*my) n. 1. The art of preparing, stuffing and mounting the skins of animals and
especially vertebrates. 2. Lenore's neighbor [with an "unusual" medical condition] that lives in the back woods and has a lil friend name Malakai [boggley eyed white thing with spindly legs that screeches and skitters around alot] which Lenore got stuck watching overnight.
RAGAMUFFIN
(rag*a*muf*fin) n. 1. A ragged often disreputable person; especially : a poor clothed often dirty child. 2. Eternal vampire scourge [or he was 'till he pissed the wrong person off by devouring her sister]. Placed under a spell, cursed to be a stuffed dolly, he was found by Lenore and reanimated with a drop of her [embalming fluid] blood.
MR. GOSH
(mr*gosh) n. [also see psycho or stalker] Sock puppet man with big button eyes wearing cheesy suits and bowties. Has an eternal [obsession] love for Lenore and is completely infatuated with her, despite the many times she has tried to kill him, coming back from the dead for his beloved [nothing sez lovin like being chewed up by a lawnmower, buried six feet under, or being a pin cushion for kitchen knives].
THE MUFFIN MONSTER
(the*muff*in*mon*ster) n. 1. Muffin-a quick bread made of batter containing egg and baked in a muffin pan. 2. Monster- A: an animal or plant of abnormal form or structure.
B: one who deviates from the normal or acceptable behavior or character. C: threatening force. D: an animal of strange or terrifying shape. E: one unusually large for its kind.
F: something monstrous; especially : a person of unnatural or extreme ugliness, deformity, wickedness, or cruelty. G: one that is highly successful. 3. Monster that came to Lenore's Tea Party and watched Mr. Gosh's head explode.
MR. CHIPPY
(mr*chip*py) n. Mounted chipmunk that once graced the walls of Lenore's humble abode, until the day he awoke to discover he was half the chipmunk he used to be. In the depths of despair after he realized he had no torso, legs or bum, he was given Barbie parts which scared the bejeezus outta the woodland creatures Mr. Chippy went to go frolic with.
FAIRY GNOMES
(fair*y) n. A mythical being of folklore and romance having diminutive human form and magical power. (gnomes) n. 1. An ageless and often deformed dwarf of folklore who lives in the earth and guards treasure. 2. Magical "funny little people" that live beneath the ground, awaiting the return of their long lost queen, being bored and doing the horizontal polka alot. Massacred by a cute little dead girl.
EVIL WHAT MAKES LENORE HAVE BAD DREAMS
[see Tooth Fairy]
(tooth*fair*y) n. 1. A fairy believed by children to leave money while they sleep in exchange for a tooth that comes out. 2. Pure evil toof hairy with slimy mouth things that gives bad dreams, got his tail removed for collateral to get proof of his "toothfairyness".
THING FROM THE POOPY CHAIR [see Toilet Cleaner]
(toi*let cleaner) n. Slimy muck created in a lab to be the most perfect cleaner invented, able to dissolve ALL dead bacteria (including dead girls). Got a mouthful of plunger in response to his origins (the toilet).
BLOATY THE FROG
(frog) n. 1. Any various smooth-skinned web-footed largely aquatic tailless agil leaping amphibians (as a ranid)- compare to TOAD. 2. Deceased amphibian found by Lenore. Taken to her home, bundled up and fed chicken soup.
*Definitions taken from Merriam Webster Dictionary
Lenore & and all the other spooky sillies TM & (C) ROMAN DIRGE
